Saturday, August 13, 2011


hey that's bruce springsteen
or maybe john mellencamp
i can't tell from here

Friday, August 12, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

haiku #12

i wish i could fly
one day when man is like bird
our poop will be white

Haiku #11

playing with Legos
can you build me a door please
because now i'm trapped

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

haiku #10

the one with the pants
that joke was really funny
but just the pants part

haiku #9

you're baking cookies
i could smell them from outside
wait, don't call the cops

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Monday, August 1, 2011


in through the window
four dead bodies on the floor
i'm in the wrong house 


one thousand dollars
sure is a lot of money
just to buy tuna