Haikus That Suck
Saturday, August 13, 2011
haiku#14
hey that's bruce springsteen
or maybe john mellencamp
i can't tell from here
Friday, August 12, 2011
haiku #13
just think about it
somewhere tonight somebody
is farting alone
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
haiku #12
i wish i could fly
one day when man is like bird
our poop will be white
Haiku #11
playing with Legos
can you build me a door please
because now i'm trapped
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
haiku #10
the one with the pants
that joke was really funny
but just the pants part
haiku #9
you're baking cookies
i could smell them from outside
wait, don't call the cops
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
haiku #8
another haiku
another chance to reflect
wait, are your pants off?
haiku #7
two fleas on a dog
one named jay the other jim
jays diabetic
haiku #6
curse you pampas grass
in the dark you are scary
like some hair demon
haiku #5
welcome to your doom
wait, forget that i said that
i meant i love you
haiku #4
there is her mailbox
put something special in it
like a rattlesnake
Monday, August 1, 2011
haiku#3
in through the window
four dead bodies on the floor
i'm in the wrong house
haiku#2
one thousand dollars
sure is a lot of money
just to buy tuna
Saturday, July 30, 2011
haiku #1
Hey are you lonely?
I'm looking for a buddy
My name is herpes
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