Haiku #15

the hipster moustache

it's like a caterpillar

that I want to kill

haiku#14

hey that's bruce springsteen

or maybe john mellencamp

i can't tell from here

haiku #13

just think about it

somewhere tonight somebody

is farting alone

haiku #12

i wish i could fly

one day when man is like bird

our poop will be white

Haiku #11

playing with Legos

can you build me a door please

because now i'm trapped

haiku #10

the one with the pants

that joke was really funny

but just the pants part

haiku #9

you're baking cookies

i could smell them from outside

wait, don't call the cops