haiku#14

hey that's bruce springsteen

or maybe john mellencamp

i can't tell from here

haiku #13

just think about it

somewhere tonight somebody

is farting alone

haiku #12

i wish i could fly

one day when man is like bird

our poop will be white

Haiku #11

playing with Legos

can you build me a door please

because now i'm trapped

haiku #10

the one with the pants

that joke was really funny

but just the pants part

haiku #9

you're baking cookies

i could smell them from outside

wait, don't call the cops

haiku #8

another haiku

another chance to reflect

wait, are your pants off?

haiku #7

two fleas on a dog

one named jay the other jim

jays diabetic 

haiku #6

curse you pampas grass

in the dark you are scary

like some hair demon

haiku #5

welcome to your doom

wait, forget that i said that

i meant i love you

haiku #4

there is her mailbox

put something special in it

like a rattlesnake

haiku#3

in through the window

four dead bodies on the floor

i'm in the wrong house 

haiku#2

one thousand dollars

sure is a lot of money

just to buy tuna

haiku #1

Hey are you lonely?

I'm looking for a buddy

My name is herpes